<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772</id><updated>2011-07-30T13:36:00.730-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Logical Insanity</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-1310741041867114204</id><published>2009-05-18T21:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-18T23:03:26.858-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy High-Maintenance Batman</title><summary type='text'>I guess I should tell you this story actually took place a week or so ago, I just have not had time to tell it yet. To start out I should tell you Jen and I are in a small group with several couples from our church. We meet twice a month and watch a different video series, some pertaining to marriage others just study different facets of Christianity. Right now we are doing a video series called </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/1310741041867114204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=1310741041867114204' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/1310741041867114204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/1310741041867114204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2009/05/holy-high-maintenance-batman.html' title='Holy High-Maintenance Batman'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-6103301821503771950</id><published>2009-04-22T22:12:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-21T08:49:14.849-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mortality Combat</title><summary type='text'>I woke up the other morning and I was faced with the one thing every man dreads. And no it's probably not what you're thinking. I don't know what you are thinking, but I'm pretty sure it's not it! Most men will understand this and most women will need to at some point. Yes I am going some where with this, be patient. I woke up and was faced with my own mortality. All women at this point believe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/6103301821503771950/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=6103301821503771950' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/6103301821503771950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/6103301821503771950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2009/04/mortality-combat.html' title='Mortality Combat'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-4790733089970970702</id><published>2009-01-16T08:45:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T09:55:32.088-06:00</updated><title type='text'>My Revelation</title><summary type='text'>First off let me just note my title is in honor of the fact Scrubs has returned to me. This also sorta illustrates the point I'm trying to make this week. You see today is my 32 birthday. Not that that is a big deal (once you get past 30 it's just a number), but I believe most of us step back and look at our lives on birthdays. What I learned scares me! let me state as I have before that I have a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/4790733089970970702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=4790733089970970702' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/4790733089970970702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/4790733089970970702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2009/01/my-revelation.html' title='My Revelation'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-3055756149619495889</id><published>2008-11-22T11:41:00.010-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-04T19:53:27.669-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Ramblings and Rants</title><summary type='text'>First of all, I would love to say thank you for all the comments on the last blog. It was amazing to feel all the love you have for me and Jen. I can only hope you all know the love we have for all of you. I do however have mixed feelings about the fact I can admit to a squeegee collection with not a single mention of that from the peanut gallery. It's like as a collective group you all said "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/3055756149619495889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=3055756149619495889' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/3055756149619495889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/3055756149619495889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2008/11/ramblings-and-rants.html' title='Ramblings and Rants'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SThSPBGdDrI/AAAAAAAAAIM/EbC2pW467JY/s72-c/DSC00269.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-7778470049441359756</id><published>2008-10-08T14:32:00.051-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-21T13:35:21.691-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Deaton The True Non-Hollywood Story</title><summary type='text'>                                        PART III: THE CONCLUSION So here we are it's 1999 and my life is just about to do a one eighty on me. You see the last three years had been fairly turbulent. I was engaged for a short time. Which was one of the most chaotic relationships I've ever had and trust me it ended with a bang! In her defense she was later diagnosed with Borderline Personality </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/7778470049441359756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=7778470049441359756' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/7778470049441359756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/7778470049441359756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2008/10/deaton-true-non-hollywood-story.html' title='Deaton The True Non-Hollywood Story'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SScLiVamovI/AAAAAAAAAHo/3uQW1doMqm8/s72-c/DSC00331.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-3515338044410424211</id><published>2008-09-08T21:20:00.040-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T09:54:38.824-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Deaton The True Non-Hollywood Story</title><summary type='text'>                  Part II:The Storm Front Now when we left our hero he was where??? Ah yes adolescence! Is there truly a more awkward time in our lives than adolescence? I would consider adolescence to start at around 12-13 (depending on if your school is K-8 or a middle school). The time of figuring out what we are and where our place in the social scene is. I spent some time in the "IN" crowd </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/3515338044410424211/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=3515338044410424211' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/3515338044410424211'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/3515338044410424211'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2008/09/deaton-true-non-hollywood-story.html' title='Deaton The True Non-Hollywood Story'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SOzH4XXbgoI/AAAAAAAAAEg/uJdAkPwOBVc/s72-c/me.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-6249470686102229177</id><published>2008-08-22T09:21:00.048-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-08T10:54:31.959-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Brian Deaton - The True Non-Hollywood Story</title><summary type='text'>This week I decided to try to merge the two poll answers into one. Being as I had seven votes how could I afford to alienate 15% of my readers? I do at very least know that seven people read this so that's cool. If I had just six words to describe me the first three would be "I'm a mess". I have ADD. I do not have the bounce off the wall kind, I have the stare at the wall kind. This is the best </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/6249470686102229177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=6249470686102229177' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/6249470686102229177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/6249470686102229177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2008/08/brian-deaton-true-non-hollywood-story.html' title='Brian Deaton - The True Non-Hollywood Story'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SMVHa2LwR5I/AAAAAAAAADY/6Q1j6MxRWHs/s72-c/scan0001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-7177960525290221932</id><published>2008-08-08T11:45:00.016-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-20T13:39:46.788-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Be different! Just like us.</title><summary type='text'>First things first. I have had this blog done for over a week, but it's just not up to my standards. After a week of thinking I just figured it is what it is . So here it isSo yeah . . . no I am not addressing StriperGate in this blog. I will however say it was 10 years ago and I did not do anything inappropriate with her or have any contact with her beyond that night other than to tell her not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/7177960525290221932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=7177960525290221932' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/7177960525290221932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/7177960525290221932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2008/08/be-different-just-like-us.html' title='Be different! Just like us.'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-901628475626352009</id><published>2008-08-04T09:56:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-04T19:36:38.428-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Evolve! Everyone's doing it.</title><summary type='text'>So prolific isn't always my thing. I have to admit I go through periods of high inspiration and periods of blah. I guess being a person who rarely wants to leave his home isn't very conducive for consistent material. So where to begin.......Ok so Friday night I went out with my brother-in-law on his 21st birthday. Maybe I should side note this with I haven't been to a bar in????? Ok you got me. I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/901628475626352009/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=901628475626352009' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/901628475626352009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/901628475626352009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2008/08/evolve-everyones-doing-it.html' title='Evolve! Everyone&apos;s doing it.'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-2625235662948705788</id><published>2008-06-20T10:02:00.013-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-21T14:51:13.562-05:00</updated><title type='text'>One step closer Two steps back  aka the Paula Abdul Theory</title><summary type='text'>You know every week I find something that just absolutely entertains me and this week is no different. First I'd like to share some reactions to my blog. My loving wife asked me if I'd ever thought of using a paragraph format. The answer is I've tried but due to the fact my train of thought often derails it's not very conducive to organized paragraphs. Another has told me to try stand up comedy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/2625235662948705788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=2625235662948705788' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/2625235662948705788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/2625235662948705788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2008/06/one-step-closer-two-steps-back-aka.html' title='One step closer Two steps back  aka the Paula Abdul Theory'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-362691581297904236</id><published>2008-06-16T15:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-16T15:56:37.230-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bath &amp; Body Qwirks</title><summary type='text'>This week I am excited to tell you all about an anomaly I witnessed. It was Friday and Jen I were on our way to Best Buy. I will not tell you why. OK - so I’m a nerd and need a Bluetooth head set so I can play Call of Duty 4 online. All right I said it and I feel better. Stay with me I’m going somewhere I promise. Jen tells me she needs to go to Bath &amp; Body Works. Now those of you who live in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/362691581297904236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=362691581297904236' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/362691581297904236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/362691581297904236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2008/06/bath-body-qwirks.html' title='Bath &amp; Body Qwirks'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933598560553479772.post-2426645057535498899</id><published>2008-06-09T17:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-09T17:49:56.828-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Reality Of Fiction</title><summary type='text'>This is quite a departure from my original blog I will admit. I love doing the myspace blog, but it's what I call Blog Light. And for fear of cunfusing the two I started this. I've noticed that most things that capture my attention, or ire as it might be, are things I've yet to fully invest myself in. The other night I was doing something, I'm sure was very important seeing as I don't remember </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/feeds/2426645057535498899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933598560553479772&amp;postID=2426645057535498899' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/2426645057535498899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933598560553479772/posts/default/2426645057535498899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://deatonoutloud.blogspot.com/2008/06/reality-of-fiction.html' title='The Reality Of Fiction'/><author><name>BMDeaton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12930128693960855491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_XN0AKapSRLo/SE3gI1fglMI/AAAAAAAAAAc/uuPDzviBCtg/S220/DSC00284.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
